Coolest Cooler
Elevate
your adventures with the Coolest Cooler, the only cooler that blends
drinks and music with a passion for quality. With more features and fun
than all the others, you’ll be looking for excuses to get outside and
turn good times into great memories.
USB Charger
Yes, you’re right. It is freaking awesome! A built-in USB charger so you can charge your phone, camera or speakers anywhere. No more dealing with a dead phone, so you’ll be able to text that girl from work to tell her about the barbeque currently happening in your yard, only to find out she’s a Vegan. Technology’s so awesome.
Yes, you’re right. It is freaking awesome! A built-in USB charger so you can charge your phone, camera or speakers anywhere. No more dealing with a dead phone, so you’ll be able to text that girl from work to tell her about the barbeque currently happening in your yard, only to find out she’s a Vegan. Technology’s so awesome.
Bottle Opener
As a rule, it’s a bad idea to use your teeth for anything other than what they were originally intended: Biting and chewing food. Bottles of beer are not, as we understand it food. So stop with the teeth. And the keys. Use the bottle opener that comes with the Coolest. There’s also a magnet to catch the caps. Remember: Food good, bottle bad.
As a rule, it’s a bad idea to use your teeth for anything other than what they were originally intended: Biting and chewing food. Bottles of beer are not, as we understand it food. So stop with the teeth. And the keys. Use the bottle opener that comes with the Coolest. There’s also a magnet to catch the caps. Remember: Food good, bottle bad.
Built-in Blender
Saying our food grade, built-in, rechargeable blender crushes ice is a bit like saying the Sahara’s on the warm side. It makes oodles (a mathematical term) of perfectly pulverized ice—20 PITCHERS worth— ideal for smoothies, margaritas and any other frozen concoctions your alcoholically-skewed mind can think of.
Saying our food grade, built-in, rechargeable blender crushes ice is a bit like saying the Sahara’s on the warm side. It makes oodles (a mathematical term) of perfectly pulverized ice—20 PITCHERS worth— ideal for smoothies, margaritas and any other frozen concoctions your alcoholically-skewed mind can think of.
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